The Script

MAP: Beaver Creek
Base: A spoof about matchmaking


Red team spawns on the roof
Blue team spawns on the roof

They all pick up weapons and randomly fire until each team arrives at the lake and so they stop and spot Oversheild in the little cave thingy
ok so they walk and see the Oversheild and they cease fire

Blue 1:…what on the Prophet’s Holy Server is This!
Blue 2: it…it’s a mass of...majesty and astonishment!

Red Guy: I want to touch it....

Red Guy 2: NO!! Don't it is....too pure

Than a White guy (Blindy) comes

Than the White Elite Comes and says

"Hello my chidden---- In the game Halo 2, the power up commonly tagged as “The Oversheild” is a source of Extra stamina. Whoever touches it first gains it’s Power!

Blue Guys: (like the Toy Story aliens) Oooooooooohhh!

Red: It is a supply of IMMORTALITY!
"Not immortality Mr. Young and Naive...it is a limited source of a shield surplus.

Blue: Hey does that even make sense?

Red: does what make sense?

Blue: how can it be a surplus? Surplus stores things so I don’t think so...

Red: Well I want it!

Blue: What makes you think you can have it?

Blue 2: Why do you “Reds” think you can come here on our territory and take our PRECIOUS OVERSHEILD!

Red: Um...this is our Overshield....ardtard...

Blue: ardtard?
Red: Ya you are an ardtard....Blue…

Blue: shut up...you're blue

Red: What are you talking about dummy I’m red!

Red 2: Hey....the grass is green...

(Everybody stops and looks at him...)

Blue: Hey he's right...the grass is green

Blue 2: It looks yellow on my screen

White: My Children! Rejoice! Look to the Heavens!

They see him on the cliff with a rocket and Oversheild

zoom in on the spot where the Oversheild was...

Red: Oh Crap he took the...
Alecjerome: BLAM!

....Team Digital 4

I came up with this as I went